On our previous week's visit at the ménagerie du jardin des plantes, we saw many admirable things. Although we didn't quite expect to become witnesses of some intense fornicating activities. I mean, many reptiles, mostly turtles, were on it, real hard! It was like a live porn theater in there! You don't believe me? You think I'm just saying it to get more clicks? Well, behold! But first, make sure that there are no children near the computer, because these images would burn in their innocent little brains forever. Forever, I tell you!
But before we move on to the photos, click play on this, to create the suitable atmosphere. Ready? Let's go!
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| Look at these lizards. Just look at them. They want it and they want it now. They curl and they don't care. |
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| With some editing, we can see better all the filthy action. Lizards Gone Wild #18. |
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| These water turtles, when they don't eat mice and chickens, apparently they engage in animalistic coitus, like animals. |
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| But if you see carefully, these two are more tender to each other. Unlike our next porn stars, for example... |
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| This little guy was chasing every female turtle happened to pass by him. His lust was insatiable. It was bringing us in an awkward position as we were watching carefully. |
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| Not just that, but he's screaming. Dude! What are you screaming? You're a turtle. You have no voice. Or he does? Do turtles have a voice? No, right? |
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